Josiah Carberry
Professor of Psychoceramics
Professional Summary
“Professor of Psychoceramics (the study of cracked pots) at Brown University since 1929. I am a world-renowned expert in my field with extensive experience in Archaic Greek Architectural Revetments in Connection with Ionian Philology. My research has been recognized with an Ig Nobel Prize for Interdisciplinary Research. I am known for my elusive nature, as I am frequently scheduled to lecture but rarely appear. I established the Josiah S. Carberry Fund ‘in memory of my future late wife, Laura,’ for the purchase of books ‘of which I might or might not approve.’”
Work Experience
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Brown University 01/1929 -
Professor of Psychoceramics Providence, United States
Pontificator on the study of cracked pots
Responsibilities:
- Research in the field of cracked pots
- Scheduled lectures on Friday the 13th and February 29th
- Maintenance of the Carberry Fund for book acquisitions
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Wesleyan University 01/1930 - 01/1935
Visiting Professor Middletown, United States
Responsibilities:
- Extension of psychoceramics research
- Collaboration with Professor John William Spaeth, Jr.
- Development of interdisciplinary approaches to cracked pot studies
Education
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Harvard University 01/1925 - 01/1929
PhD EQF Level 8
Cambridge, United States
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University of Chicago 01/1921 - 01/1925
Bachelor's Degree EQF Level 6
Chicago, United States
Publications
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Psychoceramics ( 06/1945 ) Brown University Press, 1313p.
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Another Catullus to Another Lesbia ( 02/1934 ) Journal of Psychoceramics, 1(1), 1-13.
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The Definitive Guide to Cracked Pots ( 01/1950 ) Journal of Fictional Archaeology
Conferences & Seminars
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International Conference on Psychoceramics ( 06/1950 )Brown University, Providence, RI
Presented a paper on the latest developments in psychoceramics research.
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Symposium on Fictional Archaeology ( 03/1948 )University of Atlantis
Keynote speaker on the topic of cracked pot analysis.
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Workshop on Ionian Philology ( 09/1946 )Athens, Greece
Projects
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Psychoceramics: A Comprehensive Study
01/1929 - 12/1945
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Archaic Greek Architectural Revetments
03/1929 - 09/1934
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Ionian Philology Research Initiative
10/1934 - 06/1940
Honours & Awards
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Ig Nobel Prize for Interdisciplinary Research (1991) - Annals of Improbable Research
For pioneering work in the field of psychoceramics, the study of cracked pots
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World’s Greatest Traveler (1974) - The New York Times
Featured on the front page of the Sunday travel section
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The Absent-Bodied Professor (1975) - Yankee Magazine
Featured profile in regional publication
Digital Skills
Skill Area | Foundation | Intermediate | Advanced |
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Communication and collaboration | Not at Foundation level | Intermediate | Not at Advanced level |
Digital content creation | Foundation | Not at Intermediate level | Not at Advanced level |
Information and data literacy | Not at Foundation level | Not at Intermediate level | Advanced |
Problem solving | Not at Foundation level | Not at Intermediate level | Advanced |
Safety | Not at Foundation level | Not at Intermediate level | Advanced |
Communication & Interpersonal Skills
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Absence Management
Expert at scheduling appearances and then not showing up
https://library.brown.edu/info/hay/carberry/ -
Academic Humor
Pioneer in academic pranks and scholarly jokes
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Josiah_S._Carberry